You know Val? St Valentine
He lived up to around 270AD.
Did you meet him in person
As Goldfinch and I did?
It\'s a swoony day for me and KP
But wait - no! It never is....
On Valentine\'s Day and any day
I have to face the horror
Of kissing an old trout
I say to her each day, words of love:
\'Morning, Mrs Blubbery Botox
You\'re looking more trout-like each day!\' heehee.
But she tickles me with her tickling-stick
I can\'t give ya full details of that
Or it\'ll be YOU swooning!
It\'s a ghastly sight
\'Oh go on!\' says Fido
\'Give them all the details
But be sure to mark poem 18+ if you do!\'
Here\'s a friend of his in the video.
Well, it all began.......
I\'ve run out of time - heehee.