Angus and Edna
 
fell in love
on a different plain
“Heaven or it could have been Hell”
they met, when Angus 
lost a toe to dry rot
their bones chuckled 
as their teeth chattered
 
Edna just loved his bony arse 
they walked hand in hand 
knuckles clicking and clacking
knees sounded like 
knives being sharpened 
It was a beautiful affair
until Angus, bent over and snapped.