Accidental Poet

Running From the Laughter

 

I love hearing jokes

Getting lost in chuckles

Laughing so hard

Busting belt buckles

 

Be it a joke or a riddle

I’m an easy target

If you’re gonna light one up on me

 Might as well spark it

 

You’ll have me in stitches

When I fall out of line

Tears leak from my eyes

Upon delivery of punchline

 

I’m no stranger to writing

And telling jokes not my specialty

But listening

Part of my morality

 

Some of my favorite comedians

With them I know I’m in trouble

When they laugh at themselves

Leaving me in a pile of rubble

 

Red Skelton, King of Pantomime

With his own characters

Gertrude and Heathcliffe

Cauliflower McPugg and Deadeye regulars

 

Flip Wilson another favorite

Certainly, a funny man

“The Devil made me do it”

As Geraldine, he proved he can

 

And George Carlin, a class clown

His occupation of fool

My teenage years

He’d hysterically rule

 

Then Robin Williams came along

First as an alien named Mork

And on The Johnny Carson Show

Poor Johnny’s top would uncork

 

And who doesn’t know

Rodney Dangerfield

Hold onto your funny bone

On you, his humor he’ll wield

 

I can only take just so much

Making me all the more dafter

Chasing me to the Loony Farm

Running from the laughter

 

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