Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
When they got there
To their despair
There wasn’t a pail in sight.
And it’s well renowned
That water flows down
Jack and Jill were not that bright.
Roses are red
Your eyes are green
They reside in your head
With a nose in between.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All his clothes from bow tie to aglets
Got caught in the brambles I seem to recall
Roses are red
Your eyes are green
And with their cross thread
They survey every scene.
Bert the lairy quite contrary
Why does your red nose glow
With silvery drips right down to your lips
At the sight of three maids in a row.