\'Must you always insist?\' Says Fido to me
\'On certain things\'
And steal the thunder
Or dilute the meaning, of certain poems
Which have heavy, dark themes
Along you come -
You phantom whisky-waterer, you
Taking the edge of some serious stuff
Or bringing KP into it
Mentioning one of your
8,476 Adventures or so with her
Must you say? \'Ooh, not suicide
Don\'t want to meet Ms Sue E. Side
She\'s dangerous\'
So I ask - \'suicide - will it hurt?\'
Not when you\'ve snuffed it, it won\'t
\'Behave Orchi!\' says Fido
Three times more wiser than me
\'What do you mean, three?\' says Fido
\'More like three thousand times!\' lol
And must you ruin some dark poems
By saying stuff like:
\'Oooh a bad hair day for you then?
I should try a new shampoo!\'
Can\'t have ya living in the dark
All morose and gloomy and grim
Come to the light!
And see where you\'re going
And don\'t put out my candle!
\'Must you carry on being eccentric?\' asks Fido
Yep - and I know folk believe in you...
A talking, reading, censoring dog
Barking where poets should mark poems 18+
But \'forget\' to do so!
Woof! Mark this \'dark humour\' poem 18+
Says Fido!