Aww, why they call me \'Fossil\'?
It\'s my middle name
So it\'s not all that well known
But Goldfinch and I
Are millions of years old, so we say
We go to Hastings Reunions annually
The only condition for attending
Is that you have to have been there in person
In 1066!
Dunno how old Fido is!
Woof! He says it\'s like asking
A lady her age - it\'s not done
So we\'ll never know!
KP must be even older than us
But how can we tell
Beyond the layers of botox?!
Is there any way we can gauge
The age of trouts (old ones)
Like we can with trees -
Counting the number of rings on the trunks?
Goldfinch and I
Were the first men on the moon
We stepped out form its dark side
To greet the first astronauts
We arrived there in 5 million BC
We took a trip there on the No.7 bus!
But we return to Earth at times
We knew the dinosaurs too
Aww, they say....
You Fossil, you
You dried up prune, you piece of rock
You ancient monument....
Sounds like a description of KP!
Heehee