All my long life it has been there
And I have drunk it very often.
In pubs and clubs,
At dances and shows,
It is always behind the bar
And I enjoy every pint,
But I don’t go mad,
I may only drink a couple,
A couple of Guiness.
The best I have had
Was in Ireland
Where I used to go fishing,
Fishing with my mates.
But recently
I have found a new Guiness,
One without alcohol.
One that completely surprised me
As I thoroughly enjoy it
And have a can of it at home,
And do so most evenings,
And it doesn’t harm me at all
As it has no alcohol.
They say Guiness if good for you,
But this Guiness 00 is better for you.
So to you all I say,
Cheers!