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The Ballad of KP & Orchi

 

Once upon a time

There was a man

A man called Orchi

Out of prehistoric times he ran

 

Being millions of years old

He was hungry by the river

So, he caught a trout to eat

But he fell in love with her

 

He calls her KP

A trout with an unusual need

So, Orchi supplies her Botox

These days he regrets his good deed

 

Now you must know

Orchi, he’s a good man

Sings just a little off key

Evident by how KP ran

 

And should you even hint at sex

Orchi is quick to swoon

Catching notice of men in white coats

All of none too soon

 

Orchi’s dog Fido

Who talks, reads and writes

Pays no mind to KP

His bark worse than his bite

 

And still Orchi at KP’s command

Buys her Botox without doubt

Dare not you question

A man in love with a trout

 

Claims he’s in love with KP

But is KP in love with him

A curse to one another

Such a predicament to be in

 

 Rock on Orchi

You old dog

Spend more time with Fido

Leave KP sitting on the log

 

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