Doggerel Dave

A Happy Birthday party, you MIGHT say…..

A friend of mine, Birthday Ninety

Received a card, Happy Eighty.

Hard to know what to make of this:

Could be the sender’s not remiss -

Felt she looks young and spry, that age.

But other factors hard to gauge:

(“There’s no demand for Ninety cards -

All gone by then - forget Regards”).

Further there were some suggestions

Including for example, mentions

Of return to the envelope,

Where perchance one could always hope

A Happy Ten-Year Birthday card

Might total it right – occasion unscarred…..