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Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite...

induces idyllic reverie
delight evoking similar surge,
when skirting, and eluding
fidelity defining the marital law
on par with courting in flagrante delicto.

After reading about

Greek goddess of love

fancy notion woke whereof
warmth suffused me
snug as fingers fitted into glove

subsequent laissez faire attitude

welcomed salvation, overstimulation,
labialization, impenetration,
fornication, and consummation from above.


Hands folded prayer

like to beseech thee
to abduct me with

no cause to up braid

natural temptation found

feral, gonadal, and hormonal paroxysm
commanding, fueling, inducing longing
from divinely devoted dada
sacred marital covenant
he twice blithely disobeyed

willingly surrendering quintessential
orgasmic manifestation to nymph.

 

Earthbound Olympian of love,
now dwells amidst thee
willing submissive subject

teasingly surrendering himself,

whose psyche frayed

mossy secluded glade,

a natural bed of soft earthy, downy

canopied bride awaiting

me with said lovely paramour to get laid,

and maybe nine months later,

a baby will resemble

 

thee dear milkmaid,

then whence we return

to our Land O’ Lakes chalet

homage will be paid

in which human guise
undressed as barenaked lady inamorato

doles secrets regarding

amorous Lumineers trade
witnessed libidinal upgrade

into erotic dreamland such

heartfelt desire impossible mission
for amorousness to be weighed.

 

Victuals to satiate

pleasures of flesh,
especially erogenous zone

administered courtesy female

I wanna name Yvonne

this imaginary mistress
singing seductive tone

thru this private line,

but no other phone

triggering mine little rolling stone

to generate primal sounds

vis a vis masturbatory moan

inducing groin seams

of pants extreme groan

toward pocketing sixty-nine

without any lovely bone.

 

A copious amount of adoration

suffuses entire body of this man

her, whose gentle and kind embrace

promises to be eternal plan

as made mention in the Bible,

Quran, or Torah millennia ago rattan,

whose healthy libido

will probably outlive me life span.

 

Royal carpet treatment awaits me

each and every day

as the differences between myself

and august dweller on high

establish a bounty and glory

of compassion to roll in the hay

atop bodacious, delicious, felicitous

fantasy asks me to lie

imbibing succulent bosom
O zone hemisphere erupts
highly charged atmosphere

akin to an eternal month o May

taking spirit soaring thousands

of miles of feet in the sky.

 

Upon hearing sweet nothings

nobody else can hear
affecting heavy breathing

indicated by nostril
that imperceptibly flare

a sheer grin of joy lights up

my countenance ear to ear

despite the impish quarks

of this divine being so dear

as journey to inxs of nirvana

induced ejaculated (er...

prematurely) whispered clear
from being buck-naked bare.

 

while playboy hallucination

at my male member does yank

key mud hood dill,

where reality doth usually tank
with muss elf feeling prick
sans figurative or real shaft shank
quite the opposite

with a wife acidly rank

she frequently pulls

my hair as a childish prank

knowing full well that action

turns my mood sour as a crank

I would escape,
but no amount of money

can equal priceless prostatic fluid
in the seminal piggy bank.

 

Other times, her karma roars

into a tempest with a rage

lashing out like a half-crazed maniac

loosed upon global stage

on account of silent battles

we regularly wage.

 

I admit my own fair share

of peculiar traits

which only to private confidences

t\'will now relate

keep on the q-t (i.e. quiet)

lest spouse doth berate.

 

Chief among these oddities comprise

lower gastrointestinal perturbations

issuing from the a$$

which prompt innumerable outbursts of gas

ranging from quiet puff to a noisy, windy pass.

 

After usage of toilet

with a bowel movement
large enough to sink a sub

wash rectal residue from my behind
with a hose attached to the tub.

 

This couple resembles Frankenstein
and his bride – argh what a pair

she taunts when I shower,

clean the rest of my body including hair

dry follicles shaking head
after applying hair dryer

back & forth side-to-side

through the air.

 

There you now know foibles

and unusual personal ways

uttering that such antics how she plays

like netted in a one-man fraternity

undergoing constant haze

pelting this poor soul

with scraps of food, she flays

until these covered with

thick pasty gloppy glaze

as verboten entrees

now laugh till you fall over

and remain in stitches for days.