See all those people
they\'re real, they
think, they
aren\'t mannequins.
I know this may come
as a surprise, but there
are other people in the world
with problems.
And by the way, the fact that
you can\'t find your tweezers
isn\'t a catastrophe.
Oh I know you need them to
perfect your eyebrows.
Just in case you forgot,
We are having a pandemic!
Oh, you want me to leave because
I make you uncomfortable.
Never mind, it is freezing out
and it\'s late at night, and I\'ve nowhere to go.
Just a small reminder, we have a
two-year-old daughter, and I
have been helping you take care
of your son for eight years.
Oh, it\'s your house, and
it\'s not your job to put me up.
I wouldn\'t live with you if you paid me.
I had a place, but I gave it up when
you called me, crying and begging
for my help with the kids, because
you couldn\'t multi-task.
Ok, now I get why you got
rid of the mirrors in your house.
Even though you\'re a narcissist,
it\'s too painful for you to
see your vacant reptilian eyes
starring back at you.