Now there\'s a few poems on \'ere Lately
On the theme of pain
Fido and I popped in
To tell ya our experiences
Woof! Better mark it 18+ then, says Fido
Cos it\'s quite a scary and horrific poem!
Will ya recover after reading it?! lol.
But ya know I brought it on myself
That Halloween night
When KP hid the water from my tipple
I got tipsy, and said \'I will\' (marry ya)
And me life\'s been downhill since
Full of pain, agony, misery
Those sort of things!
It\'s said, it\'s easier to go downhill than uphill
Less energy, etc
That\'ll be right
Downhill I went from that day on
I sank fast - dunno where it will end up
Might be a bottomless pit. Doh!
I married an Old Trout, you see
But lately, cos of the botox
I may have to call her an Old Bloater
Now c\'mon, at election time
Vote for the Trout & Bloater Party
Even though KP leads it
And it gives her even more attention
For \'me, me, me\'
About one of the only three words she says
The other words being \'botox\' and \'money\'
We may as well give that Party a try
I dunno what it can offer ya though
Probably nothing
But it\'ll increase KP\'s ego, of course
Yep, it\'s a painful time
Fido has to live with her too
And yet - sometimes we hardly see her in person
But on TV, in newspapers, magazines, etc
Including fishing magazines too! heehee
I will write her a letter - it begins
Dear Trout, or Dear Bloater.....!