DISCLAIMER :
People can’t control what they dream
So, it is in the spirit of that axiomatic truth that I relay these details without fear of retribution.
Somehow, when you donned those idyllic Sponge Bob sneakers you experienced a surge of energy that was manifested in a display of an atypical Devil May care confidence that caused you to shrug at the Risque, such that you chose to affix the blinds wearing Daisy Dukes with fringes fashionably curled and a tie dye sports bra that matched the colors in your sneakers.
You should know that I pretended not to notice and instead stayed silent in salute of your brave and confident choice of attire.