You couldn\'t make me watch it for all the cash,
Eurovision is looking more like Eurotrash.
Long gone are the days of Terry Wogan,
Slashing remote buttons off like I\'m Logan.
What the fuck is a Bambie Thug?
This was the best Ireland could think up?
What a surprise - the winner was a man in a dress,
Am I the only one getting quite tired of this?
I\'ll reiterate - I have no problem with anybody,
Is it just another agenda push? - Yes, probably.