Little Tommy Titbit
was a naughty little boy
he loved all types of boobies
and used them as his toy
one day, Tommy Titbit
had an idea, grand
he went off down the road
his tongue slurping in his hand
he saw a pretty lady
of which he didn’t know?
her boobies were gigantic
from her chest down to her toes
he couldn’t help but grab them
me lady, then did scream
he said, me lady I’m so sorry
have you got any whipped cream?
me lady, then did slap him
Tommy Titbit stood there still
then replied…do beg my pardon
I thought that you were Gill.