Now lookie here, what\'s going on?!
A blip here and a blip there
I\'ve not got hours on end to fix things
If I could, that is!
Sometimes don\'t know what buttons to press
To fix things
It\'s KP\'s fault
I\'ll blame her anyway, even if it isn\'t. lol
Well, she had a hissy fit
I didn\'t give her enough money for her botox
Now she looks like half a trout!
What made you marry her, asks Fido?
Well, one day she gave me a gin or ten
And hid the water from me
And I said \'Yes, I do\' to marriage
Being a bit tipsy
How to get out of it?
She\'s put a ball and chain on my leg
And thrown away the key!
This all may be true
So I won\'t mark it \'Fiction\'. lol.