Howdy y\'all my names Wise Ass.
My hobby is fishing for bass.
Blue collar worker middle class.
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This is ma wife Mrs. Smart Ass.
No sense of humor lotsa sass.
Cross her she gets mighty crass.
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Next is my son he\'s lazy Ass.
His rooms a swamp quite morass.
Sniffs paint all day at night smokes grass.
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My daughters next she is kiss Ass.
She\'s stuck up thinks she is high class.
Won\'t sit with us when we\'re at mass?
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The youngest gal her names Dumb Ass.
Gave her the nickname of \'Shit Ass\'.
Her diapers smell like mustard gas.
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Appointment time must leave, alas.
The psyche\'s seeing our son Jack Ass~
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