Hot spots, dead stops, dropping out
You need starlink, the experts shout
At telstra we can supply starlink cheaper
With 1/3 of the speed!
Mongrels
Skimming off the ether.
The package arrives a 30 day trial
That seemed to be true
No time to smile
It came with no attachment for the roof
That\'s another $500
They make we want to puke
Found a local to make a bracket
Saved over half
Now just have to fit the mast
That went okay no real hitch
But running the cable was a real bitch
Up with the Ridge capping into the ceiling
Threading through the cavity
O what a feeling!
Crawling through bats, smelling like vermin dust
I did it myself as theirs no one I can trust
Drilled a hole in the eaves and a hole in the floor
Then struggled to locate them
I thought I couldn\'t take anymore
Finally finished my side of the job
Then along come the experts to fiddle the nobs
Up and running
Ten times the speed!
It doesn\'t impress me has nothing I need
Now they can watch continuous shows
And play games till they bleed from the nose
Was it worth it?
In spite of my spite
It will be
If I don\'t hear expletives deep in the night
But here we are in the afternoon
And I\'m not so sure
I hear the sounds of failure
As I try to snore.