I shan\'t forget it was a Friday night.
A strange thing happened gave me quite a fright.
I was \'sucked up\' in a white brilliant light.
Dumped off at a nightclub on Mars,
I was a little groggy and seeing stars,
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I raised my head and looked up real quick.
Sitting next to me, a purple skinned chick?
Her long bony tail rested right on my dick.
I smiled and drank the cocktail that was made.
Could tell she wanted to get laid.
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For a Martian she had looks and lotsa class.
Was tuned to the bone, sleek as fiberglass.
Had \'three titties not two\' and a shapely ass.
A mickey-fin she slipped me was working in.
Everything around me started to spin?
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I got dizzy and tired in no time at all.
Off the dang barstool I took a hard fall.
That purple bitch drugged me with \'rohypnol\'.
She dragged me to a room at the ship.
Tossed me on a bed, told me to strip!
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Got claw gouged all over head to toe!
Somehow I managed to survive though.
My \'schlong\' still has this weird violet glow?
I think about that Alien every now and then.
YUP, wouldn\'t mind getting raped by her again~
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