And now, another digression
And a mini-quiz for ya!
Just to say - I dunno what day it is sometimes
Or what month, year, or century!
Now I can\'t say a certain word
Though you\'ll guess it from me poem\'s title
If I say the word except in December
Goldfinch will shoot me!
It\'s the Ch......... word!
Ohhh, we\'re nearly halfway there again
Just over six months to go
But let\'s not wish the year away
Nor be all doom and gloom
By saying -
In the Northern Hemisphere, it\'s all downhill now
The nights start drawing in again
After the Longest Day!
Though sometimes the days seem longer
In July or August even
Depends if it\'s rainy in the evenings
With dark clouds I suppose
You got that turkey in yet?
Put it in the deep freeze ready
You got that Ch....... tree in yet?
You seen that fat guy in a red suit
Welly boots and white beard yet?
Why do I hate Ch....... Day morning?
Cos Santa always comes down the chimney
And me lounge is full of soot!
Though Fido barks at him
And he brings Fido bones
And brings KP botox presents
I have to spend all morning
Cleaning it up
By the time I\'ve done that
We don\'t have Ch....... dinner until about 9pm!
Heehee