S anta suspended for \"HO\" comment.
A nd though St. Nick\'s a jolly gent.
N ow denies that\'s what he meant.
T his accusation caused much resent.
A ll this stress, \'twas such torment!
C an the fat boy win the argument?
L awyers say yes, their confident.
A ll team players were hellbent.
U nhappy \'bout this whole event.
S uspension seemed quite evident!
S ome folks thought it cruel treatment.
U nfair the team bitch and lament.
S urely there was no ill intent?
P layers argued he should repent!
E ven tough, there was much discontent.
N o juror thought \"HO\" relevant.
D ropped all charges, off Santa went!
E veryone agreed a hundred percent;
D eep down, Santa Claus was innocent~
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