Turdle catchin\' takes lotsa guts.
Sum a ma frenz think am a putz.
They tell me ah cuud luuse ma nuts?
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Ah lernt this tradefrum unkill Will.
Catchin\' theze \'snappurs\' dun takz skil.
Evry-one noze ther grate ta grill!
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Theze kinda cuntests ah imbrace.
Tho lass yere ah cumed in thurd place.
Gut bitin by one in \'ma fase\'!
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Ah loosed deeze \'uppur teeth\' thet day.
Ah stil feil the pain, by the way.
Thet realie hert ta ma dizmay~
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