Oh no, not temperatures warming up, says KP
It ruins me botox
Makes it all melt, ya know!
It changes her appearance
From an old trout to - Oh I dunno what
But it\'s a ghastly sight to see her
At any season!
Now, are ya hoping it won\'t be the proverbial
\'Summer in the UK was (is) two days in June*?
(*or insert another summer month here)
We were beginning to say, maybe:
\'What\'s that big yellow thing in the sky?\'
Sometimes making front page news
But some days there can\'t be much news
We had Uri Geller saying something about aliens and Stonehenge
As potty as David Icke and such like
It\'s most embarrassing
Uri only lives about 3 miles from us
I got no spoons left - he bent them all
When I saw him on a road trip!
(Didn\'t really see him - too boring)
I give Fido plenty of bowls of water
And he keeps cool, wearing his shades
While checking poet\'s poems
The 18+ thing, ya know!