Yep, it\'s about KP and I
Unfortunately she\'s always with me
I\'ll never leave you, dear, she says
\'Just keep giving me money for botox\'
\'I\'ll hang around like a good apple\'
Methinks, hang around like a bad apple, or smell, or penny, more like
And \'I know you don\'t see me much in person, honey
But you can always see me
In the papers; on the telly; in magazines
Almost anywhere, in fact\'
You know my motto:
\'Me, me, me, now and always!\'
She drives Fido mad too
He thinks there\'s a trout in the house
Well, there is - an old one! lol
Note to self: What is this?
This slagging off KP daily?
Fido replies - \'It\'s a pity you married her
Though \'twas that day
She hid the water from your whisky
You got tipsy and said, Yes\'
I thought she said
\'Do you want a ride
In a horse and carriage, dear?\'
But she said \'marriage\'
There\'s no escape
She\'s tied a ball and chain to my leg
And thrown away the key!
I\'ve chosen a dark picture
There\'s KP and I
On the dark road to nowhere!
And the video shows one of our wedding hymns
(Note the first line!)
This is all true, ya know! heehee