I drank the wine, water, and squished the grapes.
Then took a piss in the loo.
Been evolving since humanity was a bunch of apes.
Farted and sat for a poo.
I went to the store to get smokes and a drink,
and tripped over the curb on the way.
A ten, a twenty, got $3.52 back I think,
had change already, hard to say
Opened the pack, threw the trash, smoke lit,
clouds came over our heads.
Pouring, running, soaked, shit
Into the store that sells breads
Product chosen, wallet out, all set,
bought some buns, a 6 pack.
The smells, yeast and hair that is wet.
Into the rain, got to get back.
Door opened, stepped in, dropped all,
to the throne for sitting.
To the stairs, the turtle is small.
Stop.
In my pants I\'m shitting
Here I stand