Fuck a dreamcatcher,
I\'m ready for the rapture,
Concrete foot to floor smasher,
Scoop out sour thoughts with my spatula,
A COVID joke was in Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa,
But wait, Coronavirus only happened years after?
Predictive programming, hear their laughter?
Who will be left with just a tatter?
Speak the truth and watch them scatter,
TV and TikTok blasted growing brains into antimatter.