Now I gotta mark this one 18+
Cos it\'s very scary
Well it is, if you think
Those critters in my picture here
Are hamsters or rats
They\'re guinea pigs
Squeak, squeak!
If they\'re hamsters or rats
They\'re giant mutated ones
\'Invasion of the giant hamsters / rats\'
Arrggghhh!
If ya see any
Best to run for ya life
They\'ll eat you up
Ya can\'t keep them as pets
Now that\'s that all cleared up
Ya need not be scared of piggies
They\'ll squeak to ya
Eat plenty of food
But no lettuce, thanks
Cabbage, grass, etc - yes!
Here\'s plenty piggies in the video
So that you\'ll recognise them
If you don\'t recognise them
Go to Specsavers!