Into the barbers I went,
Had my locks shorn,
Nice chat with the barber,
All finished, looks good,
Came out with less hair,
Less hair than I went in with.
I then waited,
Waited for what somebody would say,
As someone does every time,
Every time I get my hair cut.
They look at me and say,
“You’ve had your hair cut!”
I reply, “I know! I was there!”
Why do they say this,
Say the flaming obvious!