I can explain deeze yes I can,
I found dem in her bedroom man.
My owner buys deeze at Wal-Mart.
Gets dem on sale she\'s berry smart.
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At first I thought dem\'s water wings.
But dayrs no air inside deeze things?
I knew what I will use dem for.
Inside each one, my toys I\'d store.
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My toy meeces, my balls of string.
Oh deeze could hold most anything!
Think I will keep dis one for ME.
She won\'t miss It she has many.
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I am one \'witty\' pussycat,
what udder cat could think a dat~
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