Little Miss Muffet could no longer bluff it
She was lonely and horney they say.
Along came Spider Man
And a romance began
They got hitched that following May.
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But Spider Man, could not understand
How the Mrs. got in a \'family way\'??
It could never be, HIS kid you see.
Cuz he had a \'vasectomy\'!
Packed his webs, and split that same day~
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