I got told a story
Doubt that it\'s true
About a talented young man
And the things he could do.
A natural actor
Could dance and sing
A real entertainer
Could do everything.
The talent scouts had stars in their eyes..
They ask him his name, and to their surprise-
Penis for lesbian is what he exclaimed!
I am very proud and in no way ashamed.
Well, they said:
We think that name could cause some strife..
How about we call you
Dick Van Dyke?