Now here\'s a naughty thing...
In my marriage to KP - they are true things
Well, some of them!
She was gonna buy herself a mansion
But now she\'s very naughty
Not turning up in court
And missing it more than once
She\'s 46, so reports say
Oh yeah?! That\'s like saying
I will stop adding water to whisky!
Pull the other leg......
It\'s the botox, you see
Makes her look younger
Like a younger trout, that is
She\'s age 146 really!
Why this incessant putting KP down?
Fido asks me
Well, I gotta do it -
Or she gets too big for her boots
(I never knew trouts wore boots! heehee)
Oh well, it\'s more publicity for her
Whether she attends court or not
Another page in her book entitled:
\'Me, me, me, now and forever\'
I gotta lay down and recover for a week now
Why? Well, I saw a pic of her in the papers
I might never recover completely from that! lol