Got him half price the little punk.
Later found out he was a drunk.
Thinks getting drunk is pretty neat.
Rather\'d drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet?
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I can\'t put down one can of beer.
I turn around \'twill disappear.
My alcoholic parrot Pete.
Rather\'d drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet.
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I brought him once to the AA,
the nurdy bird just flew away.
Found him in a bar down the street.
Rather\'d drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet.
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Mooching free beers become his skill.
He\'s hooked, won\'t quit and never will.
Annoying but, sometimes sweet.
Rather\'d drink beer than tweet, tweet, tweet~
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