I circled around and came back to the start
Strange as it is...all I heard was a fart
Sez I to myself...as I wafted my fan
So this be the first...tis where all began
Burst..from the birth..of the anus of mother
So long has it taken..for science..discover
What was it..indeed ..
That released such a stench
You know...dogs are blamed..
It\'s most often the wench
Hiding behind the most delicate pose
What!! Are you kidding?How could you suppose ...
She sez