I think that there could never be
A broad as spry as old Granny
Her leg raises some folk protest
At least she\'s clothed and not undressed~
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Ninty-seven with hair all gray
She could outrun me anyday
She doesn\'t mind if people stare
Those \'wedgies\' though are hard to bare~
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She loves to exercise and train
Her motto is, no pain no gain
Stretching for Granny is a breeze
It loosens up her bony knees~
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