He turned the key and unlocked the front door,
To his surprise he saw this alien?
This same thing had happened to him before.
Welcome, said the \"redneck\" Australian!
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They had come from many light years away.
Said their topsoil\'s inadequate to seed.
And they asked would he help them in some way.
It was \'a ruse\', they just wanted his weed!
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He brought out a \'blunt\' just rolled from his crop.
Those Martians were desperate to get high!
One hit and those nerds they just could not stop.
Laced with \'arsenic\', they dropped like a fly!
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Sydney\'s redneck weed growers are pretty slick.
Those bong heads from Mars, fell for the same trick~
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