Each morn when I get out of bed,
taking a leak is what I dread!
My shlong has pin\'s just like my head.
My gawd it feels just like it\'s shred.
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Most normal dudes just whip it out
and when their done shake it about.
If I try that I scream and shout!
Can\'t handle it, need a time out.
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When I get to pee, finally;
it\'s horrifying agony, but
I\'m Pin head pain\'s my bag you see.
I love it, pain\'s my cup of tea~
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