# 1: Babe y\'all are a lookin\' fine;
do you have a name,
or kin I jest call ya mine?
# 2: Howdy, ya know ah kin tell ya floss.
cuz ya gut the purtiest teeth
ah eva cum across.
# 3: I\'m not tryin\' ta be cheezie;
BUT ah like ma gals like my Kool-Aid,
\"sweet an go down easy\"!
# 4. Kin ya help me find ma puppy?
Ah dun looked all ovar hell.
Thought ah seed him over yonder,
by thet there cheep hotel!
# 5: Don\'t wanna make yer face red;
BUT pizza\'s ma \'second\' favorite
thing ta eat in bed!
# 6. Bet yer an archaeologist no doubt!
Iffin ya are babe ah gut a \'bone\' here
fer y\'all ta check out!
# 7: Yeah I\'m a little \'wasted\' obviously;
BUT, this condom in ma pocket
doesn\'t half ta be?
Thet\'s ALL folks; these seven pickup
lines, dun worked fine fer me~
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