Doggerel Dave

Quite Potty.

Presented with two small plants in even smaller pots,

Those peace lilies repotted would improve a frontage lots.

So a fool tried the internet to find expansive pots;

However purchase of these pots would tie him up in knots.

 

Messages relentless as the pots were on their way:

But when delivered and opened, pots found broken that day.

Seventeen emails later fresh pots again on the way;

The monotony – though for those pots someone had to pay.

 

Then would you believe final pot delivery made an

Old bloke pottering on his patio complete with can

Very happy, and although quite potty, I be that man.