I cant believe it!
Not again!
Gertrudes doin it
Outside in the shed
Look there goes the shovel
Through the window
And now the shears
Have skewered
A weeping willow
And, ooo yuk!
I can see through the shed door
I know she\'s in her seventies
But he looks 34
It\'s disgusting
And at her age too
She really should know better
Oh Gertrude get a room!
You see somethings are best done in private
And not for all to see
And sex in your seventies
It\'s not eveyones cup of tea
And we all know you\'re flexible
We\'ve seen you exercise
But your promiscuous behaviour
Should make a compromise
So please Gertrude when you get the urge
Could you be a bit more private
Don\'t shag on the vicars verge