Why is my bowl empty bro?
There\'s nothing there but my shadow.
It\'s been like that if you must know.
My gawd at least eight hours or so.
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You\'re the worst master I have known.
Don\'t even leave a freaking bone?
If you don\'t get off of that cellphone.
Read these lips, your butt I will own!
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On you I just cannot depend;
no way to treat \"a mans best friend\".
For my own self I must depend.
I\'ll tell you what, this crap must end.
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Look at my bod I\'m much too thin.
I\'ve lost ten pounds since I\'ve moved in.
I ought to bop you on the chin.
Best you wipe off that stupid grin~
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