Saxon Crow

Why the wind blows

You hear it but never seen it

You feel it but cannot touch it

You smell it but can\'t escape it

Why does the wind blow?

Ask Gertrude, she might know

For she is the raspberry queen

The blow off beauty

The envy of every town 

Her notes are so distinctive 

You know when she\'s around 

She can command a toot at the snap of a finger

But dear friend you\'d better run 

To say the odour is intoxicating 

Is nothing to what comes out her bum 

But there\'s some pride from people in Gertrudes town 

Of her talented butt of genius

Cos she can recite Beethoven\'s 5th

Backwards from her anus

Now why does the wind blow?

 Gertrude knows

It\'s must come from the heart 

For Gertrude is a talented girl

Who\'s turned farting into an art.