You hear it but never seen it
You feel it but cannot touch it
You smell it but can\'t escape it
Why does the wind blow?
Ask Gertrude, she might know
For she is the raspberry queen
The blow off beauty
The envy of every town
Her notes are so distinctive
You know when she\'s around
She can command a toot at the snap of a finger
But dear friend you\'d better run
To say the odour is intoxicating
Is nothing to what comes out her bum
But there\'s some pride from people in Gertrudes town
Of her talented butt of genius
Cos she can recite Beethoven\'s 5th
Backwards from her anus
Now why does the wind blow?
Gertrude knows
It\'s must come from the heart
For Gertrude is a talented girl
Who\'s turned farting into an art.