Now that’s what I call shopping!
Into the car I got at ten passed one,
Down the road I drove
Into the car park of the shop,
Very near the entrance.
Into the shop I went,
The shop assistant greeted me.
I showed him a picture,
A picture of what I wanted,
He said yes we have that,
He got a case of it
While I picked up a case,
A case of another I wanted.
We went to the till,
He had my details
As I had been there many times.
I paid for the two cases,
He took them out to my car,
I thanked him.
I drove home
And was back indoors,
Back indoors by half passed one.
As I was putting the wine in its place,
The Piersporter in the ‘fridge,
And the Rioja in the wine stand
I thought about it and realised,
Now that is what I call shopping.