THE SNIFFER
(Erotic humor)
A friend of ours
Had a peculiar quirk,
He’d accidentally touch
Women on the shoulder.
“Oh, pardon me,” he’d say,
Then he’d sniff them,
Like a curious dog.
One day,
A woman noticed,
And asked him,
“You sniffed me,
Tell me why, oh lord!”
“Ah, to be accurate with you,”
He replied,
“I do it to see
If you feel anything for me
Or not.”
“Well, tell me,
What did you discover, oh sniffer?
At first,
I understood and didn’t understand,
It seems stronger, but no...”
“Maybe,
I need another try.”
He brought his nose close to her,
“No, yes, yes, no, no,”
And again, he said no...
“Are you sure?”
She asked again.
“No, no,” the man replied,
“You don’t feel anything.
That’s what my sniffing tells me.”
“Well then, clear your nose,
For it must be blocked.
From the start, I liked you,
Oh sniffer.”