Thad Wilk

~> I Am A Troll!

Hey, does not my face ring a bell?

I am a Troll dude can\'t you tell.

Would you care if I stayed a spell?

Just try guy to ignore the smell!

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Yeah I am mad so excuse me.

Got no shoes, that\'s why I\'m angry.

They stopped making size thirty-three.

Dang shoe makers are so cheesy!

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Lately I ain\'t feeling so great.

I ain\'t been myself as of late.

Some \"KID\" threw me over your gate?

That\'s partly why I\'m so Irate.

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Seems some folk get scared by my face.

I\'ve lost faith in the human race.

So that\'s why I need a new place.

I\'m living out of a suitcase!

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I won\'t take up much room at all.

Us troll\'s only grow two feet tall.

I would be no bother y\'all.

I don\'t think so, in the long haul?

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A safer life I long to lead,

a place like this would fill my need.

I\'d be a help to you indeed.

I promise I won\'t smoke no weed!

UPDATE:

I do not live in caves no more.

My new life\'s better than before.

I\'ve been writing poems by the score.

\"MY POETIC SIDE\", I so adore~

 

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