There once was a turkey named Clyde.
Each Thanksgiving Day he would hide.
At disguise he\'s a champ,
he\'d pretend he\'s a lamp.
Vowed he\'d never get cooked or deep fried!
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The home owner his name it was Jon.
One day the dude finally caught on.
Pulled the shade off the bird,
the last word we all heard.
Clyde was caught and cooked that same morn~
~`~`~`~`~`THE END`~`~`~`~`~