Sorry that some of you don\'t get my jokes
Or my eccentric stuff about KP & Co
Not all of you know I married Katie Price one Halloween
And that she always has botox
Or so I say.
And not of all you know I have Fido
A talking, reading dog
Who checks poems
And barks at any folk omitting the 18+ tick box!
Or so I say.
But it\'s only humour
You only have to ask
If you don\'t understand some of my daftness
It\'s harmless
Though I could seem
Like some nasty hypocrite
With my hymn-poems one day
Then humour of KP and Co the next day
And \'doing her down\'
It\'s only fantasy
I would be horrid if it was true
A horrible mysogynist (woman-hater)
I\'m not meaning to be offensive
Some might say \'There you go again...\'
If I say -
I\'m a furry friend really
Though I\'m \'half human, half guinea pig\'
Comment - \'A load of rubbish\' to this
If you wish
I can see how silly contributions to fusioned poems
Could spoil them
I rarely contribute to them anyway though
If you don\'t like my humour
Don\'t read my \'humour\' poems at all.