orchidee

Explaining KP & Co

Sorry that some of you don\'t get my jokes

Or my eccentric stuff about KP & Co

 

Not all of you know I married Katie Price one Halloween

And that she always has botox

Or so I say.

 

And not of all you know I have Fido

A talking, reading dog

Who checks poems

And barks at any folk omitting the 18+ tick box!

Or so I say.

 

But it\'s only humour

You only have to ask

If you don\'t understand some of my daftness

It\'s harmless

 

Though I could seem

Like some nasty hypocrite

With my hymn-poems one day

Then humour of KP and Co the next day

And \'doing her down\'

 

It\'s only fantasy

I would be horrid if it was true

A horrible mysogynist (woman-hater)

 

I\'m not meaning to be offensive

Some might say \'There you go again...\'

If I say - 

I\'m a furry friend really

Though I\'m \'half human, half guinea pig\'

 

Comment - \'A load of rubbish\' to this

If you wish

I can see how silly contributions to fusioned poems

Could spoil them

I rarely contribute to them anyway though

 

If you don\'t like my humour

Don\'t read my \'humour\' poems at all.