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Council elections

Council elections. 

 

Leave me alone. 

 

Well, it\'s compulsory here, so I may as well have a groan...

 

I don\'t use social media 

Wouldn\'t give it time 

I don\'t care for politics

I am just fine. 

 

Read the flyer that I got

 

See if something hits the spot-

 

Bullet points below:

 

\"Help with the cost of living.\"

 

 That we\'ve never heard!

 

After when we balance the books they say..

When is the word that is in play..

 

\"Protect our unique environment.\"

 

More of that to come..

 

\"Prioritising community engagement.\"

 

AI will get that done. 

 

\"Ensuring our local infrastructure..keep up with development.\"

 

There\'s the rub.

 

\"Delivering core services;\"

 

Need I say anymore 

 

\"Planting trees on the peninsula.\"

 

That will even the score

 

\"Rid us of that unsafe level crossing.\"

 

Quaint it may be, 

My guess they want expansion 

Bigger roads to the sea.

 

I do wish them luck governing the growth.

 

But lies lead to scandles, then everyone\'s broke.

 

Man\'s march where does it lead

 

All for the money, the prestige, the greed?

 

Arr, I shouldn\'t judge

I\'ve gone on to long

What can I do 

I\'ve done nothing wrong 

The best they could do is leave me alone

Fix some potholes 

And answer the phone.