Council elections.
Leave me alone.
Well, it\'s compulsory here, so I may as well have a groan...
I don\'t use social media
Wouldn\'t give it time
I don\'t care for politics
I am just fine.
Read the flyer that I got
See if something hits the spot-
Bullet points below:
\"Help with the cost of living.\"
That we\'ve never heard!
After when we balance the books they say..
When is the word that is in play..
\"Protect our unique environment.\"
More of that to come..
\"Prioritising community engagement.\"
AI will get that done.
\"Ensuring our local infrastructure..keep up with development.\"
There\'s the rub.
\"Delivering core services;\"
Need I say anymore
\"Planting trees on the peninsula.\"
That will even the score
\"Rid us of that unsafe level crossing.\"
Quaint it may be,
My guess they want expansion
Bigger roads to the sea.
I do wish them luck governing the growth.
But lies lead to scandles, then everyone\'s broke.
Man\'s march where does it lead
All for the money, the prestige, the greed?
Arr, I shouldn\'t judge
I\'ve gone on to long
What can I do
I\'ve done nothing wrong
The best they could do is leave me alone
Fix some potholes
And answer the phone.