Yikes! Holy Grand Canyon Batman,
what an ungodly sight!
That surely shortened my lifespan.
I\'ze almost died of fright.
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Dang, that thing could fit a spaceship.
Sure gave me quite a scare.
After dis I\'ze will need catnip.
Thought I\'ze had a nightmare!
```
This iz animal cruelty,
my eyes have gone crisscrossed.
A ghastly sight for me to see.
My appetite I\'ze lost!
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My tastebuds they just up and went,
I\'ze traumatized for sure.
It\'s a CATastropic event,
no kitty should endure.
```
I\'ze gonna take it on the lam,
can\'t handle this display.
I\'ze FLABergasted yes I\'ze am,
There\'s nothing more to say~
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