Took a stroll
Down to the tailbone
To see if the drake
Was still at home
I found him slumbering
Try as I might
I couldn\'t raise him
But, oh Lord
His treasure hoard
Was growing exponentially
So I bowed reverentially
He\'ll surely show favor
To this retainer
If I don\'t forever
Give in to temptation
Show some faith
In imagination
Never try to force
The situation
Read the internal
Book of revelations